I just finished cleaning up after my seven month old son Riley made me a finger painting, on the bathroom tiles, with his own spew.
I was in the bathroom and Riley was sitting on the floor next to me, right when I was unable to grab him he vomited (milk spit up) and proceeded to rub it around the tiles and make patterns. He made a rather large mess on the floor and was looking up at me smiling proudly.
He just frowned at me as I picked him up and moved him then continued to clean up his ‘art’.
Oh the Joy of Parenthood.